Pala housilekkulla ticket adichu kittya shesham 2 divasame Vandaanathu veetil nilkaan pattiyullu. Athuvare avrude samsaarangalilum charchakalilum onnum pankedukaathe oru “pseudo buji”ye pole verum paditavum paditavum verum paditavumaayi avarde munniloode nadanna njn avasaana 2 raatrikalail avarde samsaarangalil koodi. Enne appozhe Auz ikkayum Kevin chetanum “sooranadu”um ellarum “Doctor” ennaanu vilichirunathu.Munpe ezhuthiya entrancil 5900 rankum athinte koode complete time paditavum ellathintem appurathu randu doctormaarde putran ennathu kondum okkeyaavanam angane vilichirunathu.Most things are like that na, orotta kaaranam kondaavilla perukal veezhuka.Vilikunna ellarkum ee perukal engane veenu ennu ariyanam ennu nirbandhavum illa.Aaro vilichu thudangi.athu kondu avarum vilikanu… But as ever aa perum ninnillla…
Auz ikkayaanu annu raatri avide samsaaram thudangiyathu. Sareera prakrithavum samsaara reethiyum ellam KNG sirne pole thanne.Enna oralpam muslim-north kerlaite aalkaar samsaarikum poleyula samsaaram. Pullikaarana KNGye patti aadyamaaayi ennodu parayunne. KNGyude wits oralpam adults only anenkilum elarkum sirne bhayankara mathipaa.Sir kidilamaa.ingane okke paranjappo I cudnt help wondering immathiri okke samsaarikunna manushayane enganeyaa ellarum ishtamaa ennu parayunne.Classil tholi urinju pokum vidhathil aakum ennu parayuna vidhathil aakunna sirne ellarkum ishtamenno!!! But now I know why…He is a “Morrie”.
Athokke potte.Mikka samsaarams were abt the cruelities of a palahouse warden named Thomas sir(thomaachan). Avide purathu raatri muzhuvan muttu kuthi niruthicha kathayum, ethan taamasichathinu hostelil keran anuvadikaathahthum angane angane. Swayam shikshikaan theerumaanichathu kooduthalaayi poyo ennu vare njn samsaayichu poyyi.
Pokunathinte thale divasam Auz ikka oru kadha paranju. Auz ikkede kadha njn parnajal enganaa sheyaavkaa!!! Appo pinne cheyaavunna oru kaaryam I will say it like he says …
“Njn SFIde oru sammelnam kazhinju varuvaa.Vaikuneram oru 7 aayikaanum.Ippazhathe pole irutundu.Lift kittumaarunnu.pashengil main roadilaalle irakki vidoo.Pinnem nadakande 1 kilometrekoode veetil ethanenglu.
Bus aanel nere veetinu munne pokum.athond njn Bus stopil poyyi ninnu.Bus kitti.Akath keri munnil 3 peririkanna randu moonu seat ozhinju kidanathil orenathilangu irunnu. Kore yaatra cheythalle vanne raavile. Thalarnirikuvaarunnondu njn irunnurangi. Edaykkunrnappo ente seatil oru sthree oru kochnem kond irikanundaarunnu. Oru 3 vayasu kaanum kochinu. Njn kure nerom koodi irunnu urakkam thoongi.edaykku veednum njetti onarnappo avaru enneetu ponu.Kochu avide thane irikanu.Avaru erangi.Bus eduthu.Njn antham vittirikuvaa.Njn urakke vilichu kochine edukanille ennu. Njn kochinem edutondu odi.Conductorntaduthu niruthaan parnaju.Apazhum avaru nadannu pone kaanaaam. Njn kochinem eduthondu avarde pirake odi.avaru oru autoyil keri vittu.Pirake njum oru auto pidichu poyyi.kure poyyi.avasaaanam avaru oru junctionil niruthi erangi. Njnum erangi kochinem kondu avadre aduthu chennu choodaayi.Kochine busil ittitu povaanum maatram kanni chorayille pengale ningalku ennokke urakke chodichu. Junctionalle! Aalu koodi…Avaru parnaju kure neramaayi njn avarde pirakke ee kochinem kond nadannu salyam cheyem thalayi ketti vekkanennum parnaju shalyam cheyuvaa ennnum. Avarde image thakarakaanennum okke!!!
Manasale nirroovicha vallomaano avaru parayeney!!! Njn enthokke parnajittum aarum vidanillaAvaru avide vendapetta aaro aayirunnu thonannnu.nee police stationil chennu baaki parnajaaa mathinnaayi avaru.pidichu valichondu poyyi avaru.Aadyamaayitonnumalla police sation keraney. SFI samaravumaayittu keriyerangeetundu 3 pravsyam.Pakshe naalamathu erumbo police station station allathaavumo. Njn kenji parnjau nokki njn satyamaa parayanathennu
.”athu avide chennu parayedaa” ennum parnajondu pidichondu poyyi. Avarum vannu. Police stationil SI choodanaarunnu. Pullikaarathi avidokke ellarkum ariyaavunna aalarunu. Njn thettukkaraanaa enna mattilaa ellarum nokkaney.njn nalla pedichu poyyi.Sherikum pedichu poyyi.Thettu vallom cheytho? illa!enna athaaru kelkanu!!!
“evdunaada kochine kittye ninnakku?”
Njn paranju “satyamaayum evaru busil..”
“chee niruthedaa @#%$#$%$.naanom maanomaayitu jeevikanavarde maanam kalayan nokkunno”
Ennikaake pediyaayi.njn karachilnte vakkil ethi.Kanokeyangu niranju. “Ayyo sir” ennokke vilichu karachilum viliyumaayi.
“vayasu 18 aayilla atinu munneyaa avante numberkal !!! Phone eduth veetile number njnkedaaa”
“sarr,vaapaayaanu satyam njn kallamonnumalla parenathu!!!” njn karanjondu vilichu paranju nokki.Ente changidikannathu ennikale kelaavu!!! Entalla!!!
“parnaja kekkoola alledaa nee” ennum parnajondu SI vannu ente kuthinu pidichu nalla oru thozhi thannu…
Auz ikka itrem paranjittu onnu niruthi swasam vittu.Athuvare vidunillarunnu ennalla.Oru deerkaha swaasam. Njngalokke antham vittirikuvaa. SFIde samaram.Athil konda adikal.etokke kettitundu chettan paranju. Ithu kettappo njngal aake njetti. Police kesu vallom aaya jeevitakaalam muzhuvanum paniyalle!
Suspense thaangathe njn chodichu “ennittu kesu vallomaayaa ikka?”
Ikka veendum panraju thudangi.njn chevi koorpichirunnu. Atra suspensilaalle nirutheerikane. Case onumaavathe rekshapedum avasaanam.Athu njn urapichu. Ellel pinne pullli kaaran engane Repeat cheyanum ippo repeat cheyanum okke vannnu!
“ SI Kuthinu pidichu nalla thozi tannathu matram ormayundu.pinne kore neram kazhinu orma vanappo .njn tharayi kedakkuvaaarunu”
“Ennitu?”
“Ennitentharu!!! Umma kaapi kondu tannu. Njn eduthu kudichu!!!!”
Pattiya ammili manasilaayathapozhaa. He made an ass out of me and all others except Kevin chettan who was grinnng.
Sumtimes I enjoy being that ass. Ippozhum chillar ingane ulla kathakal parayumbo njn kettondirikum.Ariyaamaayirikum.Avasaanm enne ass aakanulla paripaadiyaa ennu. Ennalum avarde oru santhoshathinu njn angu ass aayi kodukum. Annorikkal totally ass ayyi poyyi ariyaathe.Auz ikkede kadhayude saaraamsham ulkondukondu iniyorikalum aarudeyum ingane ulla kadhakal kettu ass avathirikaam ennu vicharichaa nammale ass akki nammade jeevitham thanne jolly aakkunavare ass aakkunathiloode nammal nammale thanne ass aakukayalle ennu thonni pokunnu...
hehe
love
hari
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